Stanley from Flagstaff Arizona draws Lamp On the moon.

Pete draws Lamp 20,000 leagues under the sea.

Jordan sent Lamp a nice drawing, come take a look.

Finally a Halloween episode

Description: It's that time of the year. Time for another Lamp adventure. This one... is like no other. Hint just click the episode art.

What if Billy was spiderman?

Discription: Just when you thought it was over... it wasn't... and comedy ensued.Hint just click the episode art.

Lamp and Billy face off with a spider. Comedy ensues...

Hint just click the episode art.

Believe it or not Lamp Goes To Hell

Description: Lamp and Billy go to Hell for some reason. Comedy ensues. Hint just click the episode art.

If you liked Lamp Goes To Michigan then you will love Lamps new video

 

Description: Lamp's friend is really depressed. A wise man suggests they consult a hypnotherapist. Comedy ensues. Hint just click the episode art.

Check out Lamp's staring role in Lamp Goes To Michigan

Description: Lamp hops on a plane bound for Michigan.
On the way, he learns about "time zones." Comedy ensues.Hint just click the episode art.

And it's starting to get cold out. I can't say that I'm a big fan of the cold. Well... I suppose I could say it, but I'd be lying. And that's not my thing.

It's almost New Years and that means it's time for resolutions. If you're into that sort of thing. And it seems like a lot of people are. I haven't made any yet. Maybe I should get on that. What are some of yours? I want to hear them. Let's see the goals for people in the new year.

The year... 2007.

Wow.

Hey everyone. Still trying to get the kinks out.

Although, I'm pretty much writing this to no one at the moment. And that's cool. Someday, lots of people will read this. But not right now. Someday. And they'll think, "Hey, Lamp's talking about me right now! I sure love Lamp!"

Once this site gets up and running, it'll be awesome. Until then... just relax. Have a drink. Make yourself at home.*

*If this site is already up and running at the time of your reading this, then disregard that last paragraph. Just go about your business enjoying the site and smiling and loving life.**

**And if you're not loving life, we should talk because there's NO excuse for not loving life. Unless you just got your arms and legs bit off by a Great White or something. Then it's okay to be a little down.***

***This isn't to say that getting attacked by a shark is the only reason to feel down. There are plenty of reasons. I just don't want to list them all. And, the shark attack was the first thought that popped into my head. I don't know why. I don't think I'm afraid of sharks. Although, I've never met one. I suppose if I did, and it tried to attack me, I'd probably be afraid. But, you know me, I'd probably try and be it's friend first. I'd be like, "Shark, there's too much bloodshed in the world. You and I have to set aside our difference and be friends." Yeah... it'd go something like that...

Jaime sent Lamp a nice drawing of New Mexico's desert

Howdy.

I'm getting the hang of this blog thing. I'm going to try to write in this often, to keep you (and I) up to speed. I'll keep this short and sweet. Lamp loves you.

Greetings, friends.

Lamp is often being asked about changing the "top friends" on Lamp's MySpace profile, which is what prompted this blog. First of all, Lamp hates the idea of having to choose friends over others. Lamp loves you all equally. Well... almost equally. Right Megan?

Secondly, finding people on Lamp's friend list would take WAY too long, since Lamp just doesn't have the patience to sort through hundreds of pages of friends to rearrange things.

And finally, if Lamp were to change the top friends, how would Lamp go about choosing? Who would make the cut? People who keep in constant correspondence with Lamp? People who ask nicely? People who ask first? Too much to think about!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!! Too much pressure!!!!!

So Lamp has a better idea. And it's kind of fun. For everyone. Here's what Lamp is proposing:

If you want to get your picture and a link to your profile on Lamp's profile, then all you need to do is snap a picture of yourself showing your love for Lamp. If you have a shirt that proclaims your love, wear it and send a picture on over. Extra cool points if you're near a lamp, or hugging a lamp. There are three people thus far. How many more Lamp lovers are out there? Lamp wants to fill the profile full of pictures of people...

And should you not have a shirt, hugging a lamp would probably be enough to get you on there. Maybe hold a sign that says you love Lamp. Be creative.

Let's make this happen!!!!

1) Take the picture showing your love of Lamp (nothing dirty, please...)
2) Upload the picture to your profile.
3) Send Lamp a message.
4) Sit back and smile. Maybe have a cookie.
Also, the picture will show up in it's entirety on crazylittlethingcalledlamp.com/lamplovers.aspx
Here's the fine print:

* No "photoshopping." Apparently there are programs that allow you to doctor photos. Crazy, huh? Yeah... Lamp doesn't know much about them personally, but they sound shifty.

* If you don't want your profile linked to your picture, let Lamp know in the message you send. But why wouldn't you? There's no shame in loving Lamp!!!

* Void where prohibited, taxed or otherwise restricted by law.

Is it true?

Well, not exactly. Lamp isn't going to be rich and famous, and Lamp isn't going to relocate to the LA area. Lamp has no delusions of granduer whatsoever.

But, a couple of little movies have been made. Most people seem to like them. If you haven't seen them, you should check them out. They're relatively short, like 10 minutes and 8 minutes respectively.



Lamp won't say which one is better. That's like asking Lamp to choose a favorite child or a best friend or something. (Though, these movies aren't really Lamp's babies, but you get the metaphor)

They might not be laugh out loud funny, but the makers of the movie did portray the spirit of Lamp accurately. (In reality, Lamp has a pretty good grip on time zones.) At the very least they should make you smile.

So give em a try, and don't be afraid to leave a comment. And hey, tell your friends to give them a watch too. Maybe they'll like them.

Oh yeah, Lamp almost forgot...

♥